on Design Mom this week?
I swear, I laughed, snorted, I think I even cried [funny tears] over a few of the gems left in the comments. Some of them were straight out of my mouth.
I tried to think of some of the crazy things I’ve heard myself saying to my children, and I couldn’t remember any specifically until tonight.
I don’t know what it is about the bath water drinking that just UGH seriously gets me, but I find myself saying this almost nightly, and then feeling pretty ridiculous for threatening vomitude over this.
And THEN tonight, as I was getting MB out of the tub, Bo threw back that very cup of bathwater, and somewhere down his throat it took a wrong turn. First he coughed. Then he gagged. And then?
Have you guessed it?
He vomited. In the bathtub.
Not exactly a MOMMY TOLD YOU SO sort of moment, since I averted my eyes and managed NOT to vomit, but still.
I felt vindicated.
That’s bad, right? When you kind of want to say told you so to a baby?