Ooooooh, you know…torturing Daddy with my book choices
Demanding Uncle Derby read me flap books that I know good and well I tore all of the flaps out of months and months ago. What? It encourages them to read creatively. I’m all about encouragement.
Feats of daring-do on playground equipment far too big for me. The toddler play areas are for sissies. I am not a sissy.
Making sure Mama never sits down…
You know, the usual.