[Pictured above: my soaked, muddy, and unfortunately see-through white pants after a very wet trip to Lowe’s for Lee.]
MB: [in the car on the way home] WET!
Me: Yep! Mommy’s WET! Are you wet?
MB: [nods vigorously]Yeah!
Me: You know who I bet is not wet? Daddy.
Me: We’re suckers, MB.