Listen, I love cute things as much as the next person. I cry at cotton commercials because they remind me of baby lambs.
Not really*, but you see what I mean.
But sometimes I just love things because they are so stinking ugly, they’re irresistible.
Wonky eyes get me every time.
*I mean, I do cry at cotton commercials, but not because they remind me of baby lambs. That was a dramatization.